Fortunate Underdog

Cristiano Ronaldo…where do I start.  You are a pretty man…that’s about it!  In fact, I am pretty sure I saw you and about 15 other “men” who looked EXACTLY like you at the local gaybar last night.  Meet Xabi Alonso!  This is a real man.  A spaniard.  Athletic….um real athletic…and he knows how to play the game.  It’s okay…don’t cry Ronaldo.  Someday, if you take note from your buddy Alonso, your nuts too may drop…someday.

YOU TELL ME…